A Brother serger, that is! Jared surprised me with one for my birthday. I've been dreaming about owning one, and even mentioned it to him in passing, but he had no idea what I was talking about. What a sweet guy to do some research and pick out a machine all by himself!
There is something about having 12,000 yards of thread hooked into one machine that makes me feel strangely powerful. The knife is fun too. My floor is a mess! There are likely a lot of serger-ific projects coming this way soon.